Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
it glows. i had to have it.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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