Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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