You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize