I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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