hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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