It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The adults are the big ones right?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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