Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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