the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ketchup is God's man juice
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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