billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Who died my cat blue again?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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