I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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