They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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