adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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