i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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