Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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