Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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