You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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