Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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