I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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