He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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