Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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