Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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