I just made out with a guy for $7.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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