So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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