You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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