problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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