i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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