Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
‪He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life‬
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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