Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize