Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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