Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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