is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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