Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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