like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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