I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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