okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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