First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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