Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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