I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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