I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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