That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
