At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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