Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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