Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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