this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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