You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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