I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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