i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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