Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
