On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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