i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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