Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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