Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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