You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I had to cum in my sink.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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