spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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