dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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