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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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